Easter Jokes

In the spirit of the Easter holiday season, here are a few honoring the Easter bunny and Easter Eggs, and the holiday...

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Q - How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
A - Hareobics!

Q - Why did the Easter bunny cross the road?
A - To prove she wasn't chicken!

Q - Why did the Easter bunny cross the road?
A - It was the chicken's day off.

Q - Why does the Easter bunny have a shiny nose?
A - His powder puff is on the wrong end.

Q - How can you find the Easter bunny?
A - Eggs (x) marks the spot.

Q - Why did the Easter egg hide behind the bush?
A - He was a little chicken.

Q - What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?
A - It's been nice gnawing you.

Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Some bunny.
Some bunny who?
Some bunny is eating my Easter candy!

Q - What did the man say when he saw 10 Easter bunnies hopping down a hill?
A - There go 10 Easter bunnies hopping down the hill...
Q - And, then what did the man say when he saw 10 Easter bunnies hopping down a hill wearing sunglasses?
A - Nothing...He didn't recognize them.

Q - How does the Easter bunny paint all the Easter eggs?
A - She hires santa's elves during off-season.

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