There is a guy who arrives to a town in western Spain, he seems like a charlatan and begins to advertise a potion, which supposedly keeps him young despite the fact that he is three hundred years old.
A farmer, having doubts, approaches one of his assistants.
"Hey, is it really true that this guy has lived three hundred years?"
"I don't know, I have only worked with him for two hundred."
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Monday, October 10, 2011
Hilarious jokes-Three hundred years old
Thursday, October 6, 2011
Hilarious jokes-Two bankers
Two bankers are in a bank when armed robbers burst in.
While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the customers, including the bankers, up against a wall, and proceed to take their jewelry, wallets and watches.
While this is going on banker number one puts something in banker number two's hand. Without looking down, banker number two whispers, 'What is this?' to which banker number one replies, 'It's that $50 I owe you.'
Monday, October 3, 2011
Hilarious jokes-Parrot in plane
On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coffee where upon the parrot squawks "And get me a whisky you cow!"
The stewardess, flustered, brings back a whisky for the parrot and forgets the coffee. When this omission is pointed out to her the parrot drains its glass and bawls "And get me another whisky you idiot".
Quite upset, the girl comes back shaking with another whisky but still no coffee. Unaccustomed to such slackness the man tries the parrot's approach "I've asked you twice for a coffee, go and get it now or I'll kick you".
The next moment, both he and the parrot have been wrenched up and thrown out of the emergency exit by two burly stewards. Plunging downwards the parrot turns to him and says "For someone who can't fly, you complain too much!"
Tuesday, September 27, 2011
Hilarious jokes-Three hundred years old
There is a guy who arrives to a town in western Spain, he seems like a charlatan and begins to advertise a potion, which supposedly keeps him young despite the fact that he is three hundred years old.
A farmer, having doubts, approaches one of his assistants.
"Hey, is it really true that this guy has lived three hundred years?"
"I don't know, I have only worked with him for two hundred."
Friday, September 23, 2011
Hilarious jokes-American Tourists
How Many American Tourists Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?
Fifteen.
Five to figure out how much the bulb costs in the local currency, four to comment on "how funny-looking" local lightbulbs are, three to hire a local person to change the bulb, two to take pictures, and one to buy postcards in case the pictures don't come out.
Tuesday, September 20, 2011
Hilarious jokes-Paralyze
Q: How did Bill Clinton paralyze Hillary from the waist down?
A: He married her.
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