Thanksgiving Jokes

Turkeys Allowed!

Turkey warning ... Turkey jokes ahead in the annual of the Just Jokes and Humor blog. We love Thanksgiving ... good food, turkey, stuffing and now a little spice to liven up the feast. If you have anymore or turkey jokes to add, send them to us or add to the comments.

Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off.

The Thanksgiving turkey went to the psychiatrist, and said, Doc I need help, I can't stop acting like a turkey...
"I see," said the shrink. "How long have you had this problem?"
"Uh since my mommy laid an egg in 2007!"