! - The ghost, the witch and the watchmaker.
What's scary about a watchmaker? Nothing ... dah dumm ... dumm ... dumm
The air is getting chillier, the pumpkins are appearing, Halloween ghosts and goblins are coming out from hiding in the garage … and I’m collecting from the short jokes to the stupid jokes to the great . In honor of the boooooooootiful season, here are some and Halloween humor, and if you have a joke to add, send it to me or put it in the comments and I’ll add it to the list!
Q. What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
A: Bamboo.
Q: How do you mend a broken Halloween Jack-o-lantern?
A: With a pumpkin patch.
Showing posts with label Halloween. Show all posts
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Thursday, September 29, 2011
Monday, September 26, 2011
Halloween Jokes II
Halloween Jokes II
Thinking of the season, here's some more Halloween Jokes. Before we know it, Halloween will be around the corner, it is time for the annual Just Jokes and Humor Blog Halloween Jokes and humor update. You can find more Halloween Jokes by following the link. Here are some pumpkin jokes, ghost jokes, ghoul jokes, witch jokes, skeleton jokes and Dracula jokes to lighten up the season...
What do birds sing on Halloween?
Twick or Tweet.
Why were there no leftovers after the monster party?
Because everyone was goblin!
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Dayscare centers.
What is the first thing ghosts do when they get in the car?
Boo-kle their sheet belts.
What did the ghost buy for his haunted house?
Home moaner's insurance.
What was the favorite game at the ghost's birthday party?
Hide and shriek!
What do ghosts serve for desert?
Ice Scream
What was the witch's favorite subject in school?
Spell-ing.
Why do witches fly on brooms?
Vacuum cleaner cords are not long enough.
How does a witch tell the time?
She looks at her witch watch.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts.
Why don't skeletons like parties?
They have no body to dance with.
What do skeletons say before they begin eating?
Bone appetite!
What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?
Count Duckula
Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend.
Why do mummies make good workers?
They get wrapped up in their work.
What do you call a skeleton who will not do any work?
Lazy bones.Reactions: Labels:Halloween-Jokes,Witch-Jokes
What do birds sing on Halloween?
Twick or Tweet.
Why were there no leftovers after the monster party?
Because everyone was goblin!
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Dayscare centers.
What is the first thing ghosts do when they get in the car?
Boo-kle their sheet belts.
What did the ghost buy for his haunted house?
Home moaner's insurance.
What was the favorite game at the ghost's birthday party?
Hide and shriek!
What do ghosts serve for desert?
Ice Scream
What was the witch's favorite subject in school?
Spell-ing.
Why do witches fly on brooms?
Vacuum cleaner cords are not long enough.
How does a witch tell the time?
She looks at her witch watch.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts.
Why don't skeletons like parties?
They have no body to dance with.
What do skeletons say before they begin eating?
Bone appetite!
What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?
Count Duckula
Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend.
Why do mummies make good workers?
They get wrapped up in their work.
What do you call a skeleton who will not do any work?
Lazy bones.Reactions: Labels:Halloween-Jokes,Witch-Jokes
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